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Joke of the Day

"If I had a dollar for ever time someone told me my generation sucks.... Maybe I could pay my student loans."

"Have you seen the current remake of the movie ""Cape Fear""? It's about a deranged psychotic who is seeking revenge against a lawyer. The question is while watching the movie whom do you root for?"

"What's a philosopher's favorite toy? Play-doh."

"Smart cars are a good idea until you die in a 5 mph parking lot collision"

"Which video game would Adolf Hitler play? Mein Kraft"

"One time my teacher was telling a story about war and the girl in front of me slowly opened her laptop and liked Downy on Facebook."

"I don't want to hear about any moonlit romantic walks on the beach...unless there's a clown with a wooden club chasing you."

"What did one tile say when the other tile offered it a glass of port? No thanks, it's bad for my grout."

"Bear mace is like regular mace but you have to buy it at the maul... Thank you for your time."

"Guess what! Some blacks don't like whites, some whites don't like blacks! And nobody likes Mexicans! Big deal! Who cares!"