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Joke of the Day

"Funny thing about National Cleavage Day is that girls with big boobs celebrate it everyday. Hallelujah."

"What if we had an internet and nobody came?"

"If I ever met the Dalai Lama, I would ask him a question that has plagued me my entire life. ""What color do Smurfs turn if you choke them?"""

"Did you know if you weigh yourself, then take a dump, then weigh the dump & weigh yourself again, you'll be banned from Walgreens for life?"

"Why does the Vanu Sovereignty hate plastic bags? They keep Terran."

"how do you catch a unique cat? unique up on it. (im sorry)"

"I'm not a Doctor, but I played one until I got arrested."

"If I were a rapper I'd go by the name of lay-Z. Wouldn't release a single track."

"Have you heard about the joke about immortality... ...It never gets old."

"59 thousand years ago, six sapiens were bathing and rubbing each other No homo tho"