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Joke of the Day

"Give me a screwdriver Normal thing for a mechanic to say to his lackey. Start of a sexual harrassment case for Britney Spears."

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"What is brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!"
"What's the difference... What's the difference between a bowling ball and menstrual blood clots? You can't gargle a bowling ball."
"What do you call a pig that does karate? Pork Chop!"
"When a redneck divorces his wife She's still legally his sister."
"What's the difference between an introverted scientist and an extroverted scientist? An extroverted scientist will stare at YOUR feet."
"Just saw an Italian guy from New Jersey in an Ed Hardy hat reading a book! Ha, just kidding. He was raping."
"A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar The bartender says ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""
"The Bible is subtitled ""Shit My God Says""."
"just unrolled my burrito & now I'm having pizza"
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