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Joke of the Day
"What do people and pizza have in common? If they're black, they can't feed a family."
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"I've done hundreds of crossword puzzles over the years, but just this morning I noticed they provide clues."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cyprus ! Cyprus who ? Cyprus the bell !"
"Every time I wear a suit I hear the same five words. ""Will the defendants please rise"""
"I used to wonder how anybody could possibly drop a cell phone in the toilet. Used to."
"A zombie boyfriend will love you for your brain and not your body."
"About four minutes into any run I decide to work on my personality instead."
"A Hot Romance While watching a romantic movie, my wife leans over and whispers in my ear ""I want you to make me sweaty and wet."" So I shut off the fan."
"It seems those Trump supporters... Have some egg on their faces"
"I like my coffee like I like my women... hot, blonde, and with extra room for cream. :-)"