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Joke of the Day

"Jared Fogle of Subway told his wife she didn't have to worry about the Ashley Madison leaks... ...he was on Club Penguin."

"""Sorry I'm late! Was pointlessly checking the same 6 websites over & over again & lost track of time!"" - Honest Aziz Explaining Tardiness"

"What's Fonzie's favorite indefinite article? Ehhhhhh!"

"What do you call a Nun in a Wheelchair? Virgin Mobile"

"What happens on the first date with Bill Cosby? I don't remember"

"I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up."

"Me: yeah, I'm not going to make it in today. Boss:of course, this snow is crazy. Me: Snow?"

"Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Heart failure"

"What does a prostitute wear on her feet? Whore shoes."

"What do Africans eat for lunch? Ebola soup"