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Joke of the Day

"How many 1980s R & B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight"

"Last night after we had sex I asked my wife if she was faking it and she said ""no, I really was asleep."""

"Someone just posted an article on Facebook and said ""file this under sad."" WAS I SUPPOSED TO BE FILING EVERYTHING"

"I was gonna make a chemistry joke... But all the good ones Argon."

"Remember that guy who lost his left arm and left leg in a car crash? Yeah he's alright now."

"I just got a part in the movie Cocaine I only have one line."

"New Show Magic Show Idea I'm going to start a magic show at a funeral home and call it Abra Cadavera Hour"

"What did the mailman ask his girlfriend? Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)"

"""Mommy all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?"" ""No of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."""

"Me*suspicious the neighbor is a cannibal*:""Do U find this is a tough neighborhood? Neighbor:""Na, u just use a slow cooker. Me:""What? n:""What"