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Joke of the Day

"I think if a little girl wants to grow up and be a Tyrannosaurus Rex that's totally fine, and science shouldn't stop her."

"Why are females so moody when they're on their period? It's an ovary action."

"My father died recently and I came into a bunch of money. I decided to buy a car and pay cash... and the man at the dealership asked me, ""Why are all these bills so sticky?!"""

"They asked if I wear boxers or briefs.... Depends"

"Sometimes peeing feels better than sex. It lasts longer too."

"Please don't tag me in photos where I'm not wearing my roller skates, I'm looking for a boyfriend."

"I've been waiting for this moment ever since I got up... goodnight!"

"Yes, I said I was sorry and that I'd do anything to win you back. But that was before you told me you needed a ride to the airport at 5am."

"If flies fly after flies flies fly fucking fast It's better in Dutch: > Als vliegen achter vliegen vliegen vliegen vliegen vliegensvlug"

"An orangutan in the zoo has two books The Bible and Darwin's Origin Of Species. He's trying to figure out if he's his brother's keeperor his keeper's brother."