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Joke of the Day

"What do guns and feminists have in common? They are very loud when triggered."

"Have you ever played AD Soraka? It's bananas!"

"a sociologist finally solved the mystery of why men tend to die earlier than their respective wives they want to."

"My mother didn't want me to go to culinary school. She said it would be a high whisk environment."

"9000 people are having sex right now, 2000 are kissing, 100 are geting head and you are reading my status. Hang in there mate"

"Found my missing cardigan when my sister posted a FB pic of her wearing it."

"""Damn girl! I think you're giving me mesothelioma cuz yo ass bestest!"""

"Fighting childhood obesity.... ....is as easy as taking candy from a baby."

"I hope my boss asks me to draw a bunch of cats wearing top hats today cause then I'll already be done my work and I can leave early"

"My favorite exercise is a mix between a lunge and a crunch. I call it Lunch"