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Joke of the Day

"What do you call someone who went into a birth clinic and started shooting at everyone there? Spawn camper."

"I work as a waiter. The pay isn't great but I put food on the table."

"The world would be a better place if everybody drank alcohol. It would get even better if some of them choked on it."

"What kind of car drives over water? Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge."

"What does a woman's asshole do when she has an orgasm? Usually I'm working."

"Tim: This is Tim from accounting. Me: Hi Tim from accounting. Tim: Just say Tim. Me. Tim. Tim: How are you today? Me: Tim."

"Where do suicide bombers go when they die? Everywhere!"

"Are you Finished? [X-post from Funny] Its a joke/comic thing. This is it--> http://imgur.com/GskWG"

"Your family tree must be a cactus ... Because everyone on it is a prick."

"Why did the KKK member fail his calculus class? Because he didn't believe in integration."