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Joke of the Day
"Where do suicide bombers go when they die? Everywhere!"
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"My doctor told me I had to stop masturbating. I asked, ""Why?"" He replied, ""Because I'm trying to examine you."""
"Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years? I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."
"Why did the Senator get on Viagara? He wanted to achieve erection reform."
"Challenge for r/jokes! lets hear your best non offensive jokes. (work safe ) last time i saw this posted it was filled with so a black, jew and so on."
"When your phone is wet, put it in a bag of rice ...the rice will attract Asians, and they will proceed to fix your phone."
"So Trump wants to ban Muslims. But if prohibition has taught me anything it's that people will just make Muslims in their bathtubs."
"I want this Twitter account to outlive me by 100 years. I want my grandchildren to read my Tweets and say, ""Holy fuck. She was so weird."""
"Under communism, every man has what he needs. That's why the butcher puts a sign up that says: *""nobody needs meat today.""*"
"I decided to come to my friends as transparent they saw right through me."