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Joke of the Day

"Doctor Doctor I'm a burglar! Have you taken anything for it?"

"What do you call an online encyclopedia for DJs? A wiki-wiki-wi-wi-wi-kipedia"

"What did the ghost say when he looked in the beehive? Boo-bees!"

"How many social justice warriors does it take to change a lightbulb? Lol they can't change anything"

"Never forget. Never forget that Americans can't even get the date the right way around. Sincerely the rest of the world on 9/11."

"My friend told me I didn't ""understand"" irony. But then he got a flat tire. Oh, the sweet irony."

"Looking at your innocent 5 year old now, I bet you can't imagine him drinking and taking drugs. Just you wait. First grade can be brutal."

"Mom asked me if I would pick up some things for her at the 'Dime Store', great, now I've got to go all the way to the 70s."

"If I had a dollar for every time I think about you, I'd start thinking about you."

"So there's a guy with a speech impediment.... It's funny because his life is hard, and he was relentlessly ridiculed in grade school."