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Joke of the Day
"Why does the zoo only have dogs? Because they shot the gorilla"
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"Your mama so poor....... She went on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire just to make a phone call."
"Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said ""don't walk""."
"I want you to fu.. this rusty pipe . FTW ??"