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Joke of the Day
"What did Jarod from subway get on his first night in jail? A foot long"
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"I bought some super sensitive condoms a few months ago and they won't stop crying because I don't use them."
"Whats a sign a subreddit has strong moderation? [removed]"
"ME (watching a sea of a million llamas stampede over the horizon): dear God, it's the alpacalypse"
"What does an excited Japanese horse say? Oshio des neighhhhh"
"Slightly over half of marriages end in divorce... ... the rest are fatal."
"People who comment with 'goose bums' on YouTube videos, more power to you!"
"Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain."
"Imagine a masonry wall... Now, picture just one piece of it... This, my friends, is a mental block."
"How do you hide money from a Republican? Put it in a science textbook."