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Joke of the Day

"Impotence: Nature's way of saying ""No hard feelings""."

"What is the best day to wear an asshat? Sunday, because it's so holy."

"SuperMan, A Nice American and A fat American were having a race, who won ? the fat American, because the other 2 are fictional characters"

"So the doctor tells me I have Cancer.... I said, ""That's nonsense, I'm a Gemini."""

"Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame that they'll never meet..."

"I was going to make a joke about pepper but it was too insalting."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? The road crossed him first, man. The road crossed him first. *This should be delivered in your best ""tough guy"" voice.*"

"When taking your dog to the vet it's very important to remember to put your dog in the car."

"If your dog & your baby are fighting, it's important to leave them to it so that a pack leader can be established."

"Held a newborn baby, was asked if I wanted one. Laughed & laughed all the way to the bar, where I can go because I don't have a baby. So no."