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Joke of the Day
"I used to be a stoner in my home country... ...but then I started to respect women"
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"What do you call a fat psychic? A four-chin teller"
"What do you call a comatose Pope? esteemed vegetable."
"Keep an identical glass of vodka next to the water on your bedside table for a refreshing morning game of Russian Roulette"
"Why did Loki want the tesseract? to get rid of his tesserection"
"I'm already getting anxious over Christmas due to my Santa Claustrophobia-the fear of being smothered in an elevator by a crowd of Santas."
"Why do they put cotton in pill bottles? To remind black people they were slaves before they became drug dealers."
"What do you call a transparent robot? See-through P0"
"My wife said she was hungry and told me to order food... So I got us a hooker cuz I heard great things about their seafood buffet."
"Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog."