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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a race run by baristas? A **decaf**alon"
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"When someone shows you a picture of their kid the one thing they don't wanna hear is... ""Oh yeah I have some photos of your kid too"""
"What did the hamburgers say to the butcher who acted on a TV show? Welcome back Cutter!"
"I AM IRON MAN! the real one...."
"Do you think Obama is Jewish? He is always asking for change..."
"Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies? So that they don't get mistaken for feminists"
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, feminists cant change anything!"
"Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair? They just pray the gray away"
"What`s the definition of eternity? The time between when you come and when she leaves."
"Heard about the new game of thrones app? It's good but I heard it might CUT OFF your wifi connectivity"