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Joke of the Day

"What's Masta P's favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5ZvzIOO6aU"

"I like my women how I like my haircut... high and tight."

"You know, if grapes actually tasted like ""grape-flavored"" stuff then maybe life wouldn't seem like such a lie all the time."

"Know why I make my pot brownies with chocolate laxatives? For shits and giggles."

"My husband and I play this game where we buy potato chips the other one doesn't like so we don't have to share."

"I met a man whose feet were always asleep. I guess you could say he was comatoes."

"My first time having sex was like my first time riding a bike My dad was holding me from behind ."

"I made up a joke: What did the physicist say to the Jedi? The mass * acceleration is strong with you."

"Mom: Fred there were two chocolate cakes in the larder yesterday and now there's only one. Why? Fred: I don't know. It must have been so dark I didn't see the other one."

"On Sunday November 6th, USA will move an hour back ... ... and on Tuesday November 8th, we move back half a century."