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Joke of the Day

"The only ""b"" word a girl should be called is beautiful Bitches love being called beautiful"

"Two flies are sitting on a piece of shit. One fly cuts a fart. The other one says, ""Hey! I'm eatin' here!"""

"Did you know you can break your nose if you squint hard enough? I did it on the bus today and some Asian guy punched me in the face!"

"What kind of party do prisoners in jail like most of all. A going-away party."

"Out here in Compton searching for Wiggachu #PokemonGo"

"Did you know that clumsy people are more likely to be obese? That's because they keep walking into things.........like McDonald's."

"I'm late to this meeting cause I have a boner and can't get out of my car"

"The Farmer's New Cock A farmer buys a new young cock. As soon as he gets it home, the cock rushes to Reddit and steals someone else's joke."

"Say what you want about Olympic Skiing Events.... .....but most of that sport is going downhill fast."

"I bet the butcher the other day that he couldn't reach the meat that was on the top shelf He refused to take the bet, saying that the steaks were too high."