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Joke of the Day
"It's like my father always used to say, ""[years of silent disappointment]"""
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"My ""Savings Account"" is just several pairs of unwashed jeans on the floor that may or may not still have change in the pockets."
"In what direction do five gay guys walk?"
" What do you think about sex before marriage? Well, as long as it doesn't delay the ceremony..."
"Teacher: In what part of the world are the people most ignorant ? Pupil: Hong Kong Teacher: Why do you say that ? Pupil: That's where the atlas says the population is most dense !"
"I am feeling very optimistic. But I bet it won't last."
"What's another word for cinnamon? Synonym."
"What's a neckbeard's favorite pokemon? M'champ"
"I'm Italian, but I'm not ""save a princess from a weird dinosaur looking guy, with my brother Luigi"" Italian."
"Looks like the heavy bag of sirloins fell off the top shelf, landing on the butchers head, and killing him. Looks like the steaks *shades* were too high. YEAAHHHHHHHH!!!!"