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Joke of the Day
"I overheard my daughter asking the little boy next door, ""Are you the opposite sex, or am I."""
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"Menage a trois?! I haven't even successfully split a Kit-Kat three-ways"
"I don't hold grudges... my father did and I always hated him for it"
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"A giraffe walks into a bar And says ""Hey everybody the high balls are on me!"""
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