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Joke of the Day

"I can't see how this day could get any worse. First, my baby cousin went missing... And now my pet snake has a huge tumor"

"What do they eat instead of ""pigs in a blanket"" in McKinney, TX? Pork in a roll. (At least I'm trying)"

"All the kids at Sandyhook wanted books... But all they got was magazines."

"So I confronted and cursed my son out for being in a relationship with a man..... He told me his partner was a Tranny and I felt like such an idiot. Sorry Ma'am. Your masculine face had me off."

"""Are you talking back to me?"" ""Mom, that's how a conversation works."""

"I'm glad I haven't seen any German sausage jokes.. they are just the wurst!"

"""So, why do you want to be a doctor?"" Because I can never be patient."

"I really can't stand listening to dubstep... I guess it just wubs me the wrong way."

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"What happens when you put a condom inside another condom? Conception"