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Joke of the Day

"What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? Dead-ant, dead-ant, dead-antdead-antdead-ant"

"Which part of the cabbage don't you eat? The wheelchair."

"What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby ? 90 minutes in the oven."

"Two dyslexics run into a bank... and they shout ""Air in the hands mother stickers, this is a fuck up!"""

"Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican? Under a bar of soap."

"""I'm half black and I'm trying to decide who I want to have kids with. Do I want them to have every advantage in life, or be able to dance?"""

"A year ago, I likened Trump to an African dictator. Today, I think I owe African dictators an apology."

"It's a funny old world we live in. Once we had empires run by emperors, then we had kingdoms run by kings. Now we have countries..."

"Why did Ellen Pao cross the road? [deleted]"

"""I'll see you in hell"" should be followed with ""and I won't even stop to say hi"". Otherwise you're just making plans with someone you hate"