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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a french soul singer? Beret White"
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"[me on a ledge] COP: (through megaphone) WE'VE CALLED SOMEONE WHO CAN HELP! *Kris Kross steps out of a police van*"
"Just found out I'm colorblind it came out of the yellow."
"What's a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross Country."
"[In a cucumber submarine] 1st mate: *inspecting leak* we're taking on saltwater captain Cptn: hm yes looks like we're in quite the pickle"
"My son just announced ""I like snacks."" I'm off to draft a press release."
"son i wanted to let u know u were adopted my dad said are u kidding rlly i shouted yup get ready he said they'll be picking you up in about a hour"
"What do you call a woman who rents out hot dogs? Lisa Frank"
"I was writing a paper on my grandfather... But had to stop because he was moving so much."
"If you ever come across a fork in the road Pick it up"