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Joke of the Day
"If pro and con are opposites... Is progress the opposite of Congress?"
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"Sex is a misdemeanor; the more I miss, the meaner I get!"
"*judge bangs gavel on desk* *judge cooks gavel breakfast in the morning* *judge tell gavel he loves her* *judge marries gavel*"
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