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Joke of the Day
"All I want to know is why Antonio Banderas' hair has been wet for 20 years."
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"Why is a duck-billed platypus called a duck-billed platypus? Because fucked up duck-beaver lookin thing doesn't sound scientific enough."
"So, I finally hacked the Area 51 and copied all their files and posted them online at... [deleted]"
"Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ..because it was dead"
"Dear Santa , before I try to explain, just how much do you already know?"
"I think r/jokes may be glitched Top of all time and new both show the same jokes"
"That tweet is awesome. You guys are awesome. Twitter is awesome. I've made awesome friends on Twitter. A thesaurus would be awesome."
"How many babies can fit in a blender? Depends how powerful the blender is"
"Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Reagan ate all the jellybeans."
"Q: What kind of bar do fish go to? A: A sand bar."