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"I just bought a book from Apple The beginning was iOpening"
"How did Helen Keller learn to masturbate? She was reading her lips."
"There's a band called 1023mb They haven't had any gigs yet."
"A man goes to the doctor for a prostate exam. The doctor pens the following in his notes ""Patient presented with anxiety""."
"So there is a First class only Indian Airline. Their motto is ""We will treat you passengers like Cattle"""
"What was the jew doing in the ashtray? Family research."