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Joke of the Day
"Have u seen the movie ""Constipated""? Oh that's right it hasn't come out yet."
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"Why did the baker have dirty hands? Because he kneaded a poo."
"Why wasn't Hamlet sad when his girlfriend drowned? He was more of a necrOpheliac anyway."
"Why did the eyeglasses model become a beekeeper? He heard that beauty was in the eyes of the bee holder."
"What did the daschund say when he was neutered? Auf weinersehen"
"My neighbor stopped by to tell me my dogs had been chasing people on bicycles Bull shit, my dogs don't even have bicycles!"
"A blind man walks into a bar Then into a chair, then into table."
"What job did the farmer give to his learning-disabled child? Herder"
"What is long, hard and full of semen A submarine"
"I took a really sloppy poo today... My ass was wiped more times than Ian Watkins' search history"