162923

Joke of the Day

"I live at the top of an 80 story building made of ihop pancakes and I pour burning hot maple syrup on anyone that tries to eat my home"

"I wanted to eat lunch at KFC and my girlfriend wanted to eat lunch at Chick-Fil-A... we compromised and went to Chick-Fil-A."

"No YOU'RE the stalker. (I write on your work bathroom mirror in blood)"

"Scooters are for men who want to ride motorcycles, but prefer to feel the wind on their vaginas."

"*laughs all the way to the bank* *cries all the way back*"

"An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I loaned it to a friend but he suddenly moved away"

"My girlfriend is really into space... So I've started calling my junk the ""Pillar of Creation""."

"What's long and thick and turns conservative women on? The Bible"

"What do you call a stubborn Egyptian? In denile"

"What do you call a horse who disagrees with you? Glue."