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Joke of the Day
"Lif is too short."
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"The punchline might tie in perfectly with the joke... or it might knot."
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"My brother kept increasing his entropy while intoxicated... He was arrested for being drunk and disorderly."
"What is a Mormon's favorite movie? Lord of the Rings"
"Is it whisky? Two Chinese men break into a Scottish Distillery. One turns to the other and says ""is it whisky?"". His accomplice turns to him and says ""yes! But not as whisky as wobbing a bank""."