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Joke of the Day
"How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom? OC By process of elimination."
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"Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Daisies are grey, Because I'm a dog."
"Have you seen www.amnesia.com? Sorry I just can't remember."
"It took eating 1 chocolate covered almond for me to make the decision that I will eat like shit for the rest of the day."
"What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs? You take him for a drag."
"Waiter on ocean liner: Would you like the menu sir? Monster: No thanks just bring me the passenger list."
"What will Donald Trump definitely do when he wins the election? Donald Trump will ban muslim, be a douchebag,make the whitehouse 500x larger and of course, BOMB NORTH KOREA!"
"My son fell asleep on a lego. He is in critical condition and will be getting surgery this morning. He is currently on morphine and has had several seizures."
"how did one droid flirt with the other droid ""hey bb"""
"Someone turn off the internet I'm trying to sleep"