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Joke of the Day

"How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom? OC By process of elimination."

"Election There was an election in New York."

"What would be Jesus' favorite gun? A Nail Gun."

"Whats the difference between a mosquito and a hooker? When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking."

"The museum curator was able to identify the slutty violin... ...it was a Straddlevarious :("

"What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza? Little Seizures..."

"Teacher: ""Sam what is the outside of a tree called?"" Sam: ""I don't know."" Teacher: ""Bark Sam bark."" Sam: ""Bow wow wow!"""

"Words cannot describe how cute you are. But numbers can, 3/10."

"In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris."

"Why is Ireland the richest country in the world? Because it's capital is always Dublin."