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Joke of the Day

"So I started chatting up this Asian girl after a little while she said, sex, sex, sex, free, sex for you. Her friend quickly pointed out that she was giving me her phone number 666-3642"

"For computer geeks. Less isn't more, less is more."

"They say that endorphins make you happy... and blind orphans make you sad."

"Stephen Hawking can be pretty funny sometimes, But I dont think he could do standup"

"They say it takes talent to keep making movies after 50 Apparently they haven't said this to Steven Seagal"

"Twitter: your jokes suck Instagram: your face sucks Snapchat: your life sucks Facebook: your family misses you and is also racist"

"What movie did Ray Charles go to see in 1993? Jurassic Dark"

"What is Drake's favorite type of alcohol? Cripple Sec"

"Felony Insurance, like car insurance but for when you hate someone so much you just have to throw a cinder block through their windshield."

"Michael: It's hard for my sister to eat. Maureen: Why ? Michael: She can't bear to stop talking."