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Joke of the Day
"YOU ASKED IF YOU COULD PET HER, NOT IF SHE BITES, MEGAN."
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"A prisoner walks in to a bar Drunken repost of my favorite joke in the world"
"The Ottoman Empire... Really loved to put their feet up. (such a bad bad joke)"
"Need Help with a prank I stole a co-workers pen the other day, (really nice pen) as a joke. I want to send them a ransome letter. Can anyone help me out? Thanks"
"I don't date married men. I mean I wouldn't call it dating..."
"Three variations of ""Sir, we're mining too many useless minerals."" http://puu.sh/aTYoy/2e4a5f69b8.png"
"Dress for the job you want, not the job you have. Better yet, dress for jobs that don't even exist. Werewolf psychiatrist. Clown assassin."
"My toddler just asked me ""mummy why do people think falsely attributing quotes to my preschool peers lends their bad opinions authenticity?"""
"Nobody cares about the Jews Hitler and his men are having a meeting, Hitler: We will kill 6 million Jews and 1 clown. Men: Why the clown? Hitler: See! I told you nobody cares about the Jews!"
"It is tough being a horny pagan with no regular religious holidays... ... because all you can look forward to is getting the Wiccans off."