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Joke of the Day

"A stupid glazier was examining a broken window. He looked at it for a while and then said ""It's worse than I thought. It's broken on both sides."""

"A guy just offered to buy me a drink. I declined, but heard him say lesbo to his pal. I replied ""Only for you, baby"". Now he feels special."

"Why do jews have a big nose? Because air comes free of charge."

"If you have never turned away from you children and uttered the words ""What a complete Idiot"" Bravo,you sir/mam are the Jesus of parenting."

"My friend had all of his guitars stolen, and he's real sad about it. Can't even play the blues anymore."

"A man died today when a pile of books fell on him.!!! He only had his shelf to blame.,,,,"

"Two guys are walking down the street when they see a dog licking its own nuts... First guy says, ""I wish I could do that"" The other replies, ""you should try petting him first"""

"*looks up ""how to disarm a bomb in 10 seconds"" on YouTube* *ad starts playing* *looks up ""how to disarm a bomb in 5 seconds""*"

"What happens if you feed Link some Speed? .... you get a Hyperlink ..."

"What does Hitler hate about leg day ? Mein Krampf"