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Joke of the Day

"My ex-girlfriend always used to tell me I only think with my penis. A small part of me thinks she might have been right.."

"Two people were debating first man : Polish are inherently stupid people on earth second man: that's not true first man : prove it second man : let's ask a Sardar."

"[Dirty] Some more dirt was mysteriously added to my garden last night... The plot thickens"

"My sensitive toothpaste can't stop crying."

"Life is a highway and I don't have a car"

"Can't believe people still say ""pot"" it's not the 70s anymore we call it ""saucepan"" now"

"5 year old: ""That's a big truck!"" ""It's a moving truck."" ""ALL TRUCKS MOVE."" Why am I the one that feels like an idiot?"

"A Dutch man is talking to his American friend... A Dutch man is talking to his American friend and says ""I fuck horses"" The American, astonished says, ""Pardon?!"" The Dutch man goes ""Yes! Paarden!"""

"I AM THE BOSS, DO NOT FORGET Boss hangs a poster in Office ""I AM THE BOSS, DO NOT FORGET"" He returns from lunch, finds a slip on his desk. ""Ur wife called, she wants her poster back home."""

"Russia's Three Steps to Homework Step 1. Putin it off Step 2. Stalin Step 3. Russian to finish"