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Joke of the Day

"I thought /r/TwoXChromosomes was a mental retardation subreddit. The posts didn't convince me otherwise"

"What cell service do nuns in wheelchair have? Virgin Mobile"

"The Police come right away when you tell em your baby is locked in the car... They don't however think it's cute to call your phone baby.."

"Two years ago, I've shook with famous comedian and I haven't washed my hand since. It smells funny."

"What is the last thing to go through the mind of a suicide bomber? His own ass."

"The crossing lights in Chuck Norris's home town say ""Die slowly"" and ""die quickly"". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian."

"Funniest joke on wife Always love your mother because you will not get another . . Ok. Agreed! Always love your ~~mother~~ wife even though you will ~~never~~ get another one later.."

"I ate a donkey steak today It tasted like ass"

"''I want to ruin some songs today.'' -The producers of Glee every morning."

"What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones ? Hush puppies !"