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Joke of the Day
"What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look grandpa! No hands!"
Next Joke
"Mumford & Sons! It's your cousin, Marvin. Marvin & Sons. You know that new sound you're looking for? *holds phone to a boiling pot of water*"
"Bush vows to stabilise US economy"
"What's the best angle to approach any challenge? Try-Angle."
"If you're wondering at what age you'll stop messing up your life know that it's not 40 and apparently not 50 either."
"What's Forest Gump's password? 1forest1"
"I was reading in the paper... And I read about some midget that got pick pocketed. I thought to myself, ""Who could stoop so low?"""
"Have you heard of the band named 1023 megabytes? Of course not, they haven't made it to a gig yet."
"what do you call a deaf Gorilla? Anything you like he cannot hear you"
"There is a guy at my job who wears a turban... ...I wonder if he has ever called in Sikh to work?"