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Joke of the Day
"Referenced my previous girlfriend in an academic paper It was very ex-citing"
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"I slipped on some black ice yesterday... I thought it was regular ice until I realized my wallet was gone."
"What kind of dance does your mother do? The MOMbo."
"Turned off my lights for ""earth hour"". I've never had so many other cars honking at me."
"What's the difference between a car tire and 365 blowjobs? One's a Goodyear... and one's a *great* year."
"What is Shulk from Xenoblade's favorite thing to type? Back Slash!"
"Walking around naked is a great motivator to get back to the gym"
"My girlfriend told me once that I need to be more affectionate. Now I have two girlfriends."
"Genderfluid? I just call that semen"
"How do you make a small fortune out of horses? Start off with a large fortune!"