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Joke of the Day

"The spider I let live in my kitchen is letting the bugs run amok. No free rides! Your days are numbered missy."

"I Got Worried After Reading the Statistic on Marriage 50% of them last forever!"

"What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a cat."

"If I had a penny for every time you made me feel worthless; I'd be worth something by now."

"What do you call a fat psychic? A four-chin teller"

"When wearing a logo or clever t-shirt, make sure your rack looks good. No one likes reading stuff on a lumpy, wavy surface. You too, ladies."

"My mate keeps having sex with Nuns. I did warn him not to get in the habit."

"I'm great at making pancakes and women uncomfortable."

"El Chapo is a murderous Mexican drug lord. El Chapo Supreme is a murderous Mexican drug lord with sour cream, lettuce and tomato."

"We all grew up in the hood Childhood"