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Joke of the Day

"In spite of what you might have heard, some pretty magical things happen behind dirty dumpsters in shady alleys."

"At first I wasn't sure about my beard But it's growing on me"

"Arial walked into a bar. The bartender said ""We don't serve your type here."""

"Consuming alcoholic beverage is prohibited in my office! So I sit down with root beer on a square table sometimes."

"If you don't swear when you're driving, you aren't paying enough attention to the road."

"A clown and a little boy are walking through the woods late at night. A pack of wolves bay in the distance. The little boy says ""I'm scared"". The clown says ""You're scared? I gotta walk back alone."""

"[Ouija board] O spirits, let me talk to m- C-O-N-N-E-C-T-I-N-G C-O-N-N-E-C-T-I-N-G C-O-N-N-E-C-T-I *squints* What the heck? A 3G board?"

"I saw a beautiful pumpkin today... It was gourdeous."

"what do you give to the god of shit? Sacrifeces"

"I'm going to start a comedy club in Africa... I'm going to call it ""Lafrica"""