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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A Quarter Pounder with cheese."

"I was going to look for my missing watch. but I could never find the time."

"Fun prank: Tell an English major how ""impactful"" something is."

"Never bang someone old enough to be your mom especially if you were adopted"

"Why does BuzzFeed skip every other number when counting? They literally can't even."

"The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it."

"What's the best part of having sex with a transvestite? Reaching around and imaging you are poking through Old guy at work told me that hahaha"

"Why can't a blonde count to 70. Because 69 is a mouthful."

"Did you hear about the deaf guy who could sing? Ya, well he didn't"

"What's white, but has a black asshole? The Whitehouse."