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Joke of the Day

"A Short Offensive and Original Joke What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people? Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs."

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"I tried to open a .SJW file but it said I lacked the ""Correct"" privileges."
"Boobies Teehehehhe"
"Where's Waldo wears stripes... because he doesn't want to be spotted"
"What does a racist baker exclaim? white flour!"
"Probably drank too much coffee this morning. Probably drank too much. Probably too much coffee. Drank too much. Coffee. Probably."
"science jokes two chemists walk into a bar, the first one says ""I'll have H20"" the second one says ""I'll have H20 two"" the second chemist dies.how did he die? tell me in the comments"
"Gay marriage is finally legal in America today. Finally, all the OP's can get married."
"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, if they'll fit."
"Pub Quiz I did terribly in the Greek Mythology section of the Pub Quiz last night. You could say it's my Achilles Wrist."