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Joke of the Day
"What's the hottest album in hell right now? Views from the 666"
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"Three tampons are walking down the road. What one says hi? **None!** Their all *stuck up bitches!*"
"Kylo Ren and Supreme Leader Snoke go to a restaurant. Why did Snoke get his meal before Kylo Ren? Because he made the First Order!"
"How is called the funeral of an electrical engineer? Grounding"
"Fucking cows... ...wouldn't recommend it."
"Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. Im too lazy to do either."
"What animal's alphabet is just like ours? A Baby Ceel's"
"I'm not a fan of archery. It has too many drawbacks."
"Whenever I get a stack of resumes, I immediately throw half of them away. I don't want unlucky people working in my department."
"Red Fern Q: Where does the red fern grow? A: In Lindsey Lohan's crotch!"