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Joke of the Day
"Q: What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables? A: He threw away their wheelchairs! "
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"A drug addict and a nun So a drug addict walks up to a nun and sees that her clothes are ripped. He looks at her and says, ""Sister, you have a bad habit."""
"So women draw their eyebrows on daily, and nothing is said. I sharpie on a beard for movember and suddenly everyone has something to say."
"What do you say if you meet a toad ? Wart's new !"
"Much like #Skynet, the dirty dishes in my sink have achieved self awareness."
"(Art Museum) Me:*sees nature painting* *pulls out sharpie* *draws sun in the top left corner* My 5th Grade Art Teacher: *thumbs up* nice"
"How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists? Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it."
"Relax lady, you can quit giving me dirty evil looks. I don't want my own husband, so I sure as hell don't want yours."
"You know the Amish are people of simple values but did you know they are some of the most sexual people? .... It's true, their women require at least 2 Mennonite!"
"Where do South Africans buy their pastrami and salami? At the Nelson Mandeli."