162012
Joke of the Day
"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? Because he ate pizza before it was cool."
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"Every night it sounds like my neighbors take turns at running headfirst into their walls"
"THE HONEST LAWYER When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth? When his lips are shut."
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"How do you get a guitar player to shut up? Put sheet music in front of him"
"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry."
"What did one tower say to the other? I've got a plane to catch"
"Telling our kids we were born before the Internet is going to be the new 'I walked to school in the snow without shoes'"