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Joke of the Day

"(Xpost: showerthoughts) Knock-knock jokes should win the No-Bell Prize"

"Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine? To cover up his bald spot."

"A puzzling amount of nonsense... If you're sailing through the desert and your house gets a flat how many flapjack a would it take to put that motherfucker up on stilts?"

"If a woman falls in the kitchen and I pretend not to hear it, does she still hear the sound of me tweeting about it?"

"I like my women like I like my third games in a series by Valve... I think they're gonna be great, but they never seem to come."

"So the Mayor of London Boris Johnson has knocked a 10 year old boy to the ground... Then again... wouldn't be the first time a British MPs tackle has hurt an under aged child would it?"

"What kind of math class did the acorn take when it grew up? Gee-I'm-a-tree!"

"How does Steven Hawking refresh after a long work day? F5 (sorry Imgoingtohellforthis)"

"My Uncle When I was a young boy, my Uncle would always tell me ""Always leave them wanting more"" Which is probably why he lost his job in famine relief."

"The awkward moment when people think you're drunk when in fact you're just a blast naturally."