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Joke of the Day
"There are only 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand Binary and those who don't"
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"There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did."
"Inside me is a skinny woman screaming to get out. I can usually shut her up with a cookie."
"Yo momma's so mean she has no standard deviation"
"Oscar Isaac wasn't nominated so far despite his performances in Inside Llewyn Davis and Ex Machina Talk about an Oscar being snubbed"
"*Hello this is your pilot speaking, we still have about 9 hours in the air so let me entertain you folks reading you some of my tweets*"
"If theres one thing ive learnt in the past dating magnets It's that they're very attractive"
"i got you a candy necklace for a present but then something happened so i got you this string instead"
"Whats the difference between illegal and unlawful? One is against the law and the other is a sick bird"
"A Doomsday Clock representing the dangers to humanity has symbolically been set to three minutes to midnight I guess you could say we are at... Threat Level Midnight"