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Joke of the Day
"Why is the oval office oval shaped? Because the government cuts corners."
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"A woman gives the news to her husband. - My love , I'm pregnant . What would you like it to be ? - A joke?."
"When I was in high school my girlfriend's dad got angry that I took her virginity. I said ""Sorry, it won't happen again."""
"What do you call a teacher who doesn't flatulate in public. A private tutor. -Credits to my cousin ;)"
"How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb? Irrelevant, you will be assimilated!"
"What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.."
"Being misunderstood is an art and apparently I should open a gallery."
"TIFU by accidentally cheating on my wife at a BDSM costume party Oops wrong sub"
"What do you call a boat that gives fresh breath? A Shipmint!"
"Why is a train a bad person to go to the bar with? Because all he says is ""Chug Chug Chug"""