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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes giving someone a second chance is like giving them an extra bullet for their gun because they missed the first time."

"What are jokes about janitors called? Sweeping generalizations."

"How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed? tape velcro to the ceiling."

"My friend lost his virginity to his teacher when he was only 13 years old. A pretty impressive feat, especially for someone who was homeschooled."

"How do you tell if Lady Gaga is dead? You poker face!"

"The nominees are Leonardo DiCaprio Leonardo DiCaprio Leonardo DiCaprio And the winner is *opens envelope* mad max fury road"

"It's so flat... It's so flat in North Dakota, you can watch your dog run away for two weeks."

"I donated a large amount of money to a rape clinic.. I wouldn't take no as an answer"

"What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ? 'Your plaice or mine' !"

"Quit crying, kid. I won this Easter egg hunt fair and square..."