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Joke of the Day
"Which is better: blind or deaf? Deaf. Because the blind community can't see each other often."
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"When the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris."
"Her: hear that? Me: nope Her: what if someone's is trying to get in to murder me? Me: only person that wants to murder you is already inside"
"Just threw away a trash can. That was weird."
"""Say TGIF ONE more time"" I say, scowling at my coworker with no children, ""Go ahead, say it again."""
"Shia muslims are not welcome in the City of Brotherly Love... Because it's always sunni in Philadelphia."
"Why did the guitarist get arrested? He got caught fingering A minor."
"A Pokemon go user walks into a bar Because he was too busy looking at his phone to notice it"
"Anybody can piss on the floor but it takes a great man to shit on the ceiling"
"Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed."