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Joke of the Day
"I used to be a taxi driver but I had to quit... I couldn't stand people talking behind my back."
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"If I had a dollar for every time someone over 40 told me my generation sucks... Then I could afford a house in the economy they ruined."
"We all know what this means It's just 4 trumpets! Or ITS JOHN CENA Sorry."
"""Stop pointing at my daughter!"" - Kanye West yells at a compass."
"Cheating on a good woman is like eating out of the trash instead going out for steak."
"Sometimes my kid likes me, but I'm pretty sure it's only because I'm his Oreo dealer."
"We shouldn't point out other people's grammar mistakes because one day it will be you're turn. Yore turn. You are turn. Goddamn it."
"What do you call a bean that's good at silent acting? A pintomime."
"My girlfriend thinks I'm cheating on her. But I keep telling her 'I'm not going to leave my wife'"
"Trigger warning!! The next 4 years in America"